33 Days

Oh, we’re getting somewhere now. Now we are cooking with gas. Although it is (apparently) freaky cold outside, I am inside, with my TV shows, my books, my Legos, my cat, my nice warm grits with lots of butter and salt, my Mardi Gras glitter mess. My bird feeder fell four stories. I do not […]

34 Days

How did I arrive at this number? What was I thinking? Is there an echo in here? I left you for a day, covered you on facebook, and then I left you for another day, why, because I trust you. You’re fine. Right? Fine-ish? I would not leave you bitter people alone on Valentine’s Day, […]

Only 39 Days, Can You Believe It? Yeah, I Can, Too.

Still there? Good. I am still here, too, thank you for asking. I really wanted to give you this picture yesterday, for our time together in the wilderness, but the internet was angry, probably because of something you did. Just kidding. Deep spiritual thought(s): I would recommend, for all occasions, but particularly February: the book […]

40 Days in the Wilderness, Little Children.

Here’s the short list of things I’m pissed about: Just kidding, I typed it and then I deleted them all, you don’t need that, kids. Mommy and Daddy were just having a discussion. Suffice it to say a lot of stupid shit happens in February because because because because because…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDsWvYCJt74 Winter is the Roman general, […]