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What if a teacher asked you to summarize what went wrong at school, using “I” statements?

You might write something like…

-I was rapping about crack

–I said exactly what you heard me say I said karma is a bitch and I meant it simple

-I was cussing during class, and putting up my ring finger.

–I said to calm down from ADHD which my peers was talking bout you should get some weed

-I called Ms —– “Blood” 2 times when she said don’t call her that

-I was playing with a yard stick tryn a kill a stank bug then the yard stick broke

–I said [n-word] during black history month

-I dunked on —–

–I called —– a fucking cunt for hitting me with a pencil

–I was watching —– play with his hair

-I said ‘I like to masticate cuz I can do it wit no hands’

–I literally did nothing. I did put up my middle finger, but not to anyone

—– asked a retarted question and I had to correct him cause he pissed me off with how fucking dumb his question was

-I threw a pencil SOFTLY at —– and it ended up hitting her in the face

–I said, “Fuck you” to —– because he decided to say my breath stink when I didn’t open my mouth

-I said a woman looked like she did coke

-I said I had to take a shit out loud

-I markered —–

-I aint move the pillow

-Because I say —– got hepatitis A when it was a joke

-I was looking up sexy outfits for my birthday and that dumb teacher wanna make it a big deal

-I said infected hot glizzy [penis]

–Was telling the teacher I aint wanna go out the class to talk because it was only 4 minutes left and I know what she was gonna say and I didn’t wanna hear it. I said “before you cry” and she took it to the heart

-I got upset because —– took a salad knowing he never do and that’s all I eat at lunch. So I kicked the trash can to the ground.

-I said it was cold asf because the window in the bathroom was open had air coming to my butt cold asf so I said that

-Told Mr. —– “dezz nuts” cuz he said something….

-I said ‘He big for a middle schooler’

-I said I like grilled glizzys [penises] because that’s what I like when my family bbq

-I said I was sexy and the teacher didn’t want me to say that

-I said f### that turtle