I told you I would likely forget you yesterday, and I did, as a man rained glitter down on us, as we krewed up and krewed down, as the layers combined made snow a nonissue, as I lost my full ribbon hem somewhere, as I ate warm red beans and rice in my dear friend’s dining room, as we danced until my feet hurt.
Sorry about that.
I give you something so amazing you’ll forget you ever missed me.
Here we go.
I love men in suits. I love Kermit the Frog.
Do you like male backup singers with honest moustaches?
Do you like it when a man thoughtfully tosses his trenchcoat over his shoulder and goes for an urban walk?
Do you like Busby-Berkley-style set pieces?
Hell yes, you do.
A frog? Behind a desk? Doing office work?
My sisters and I had this record, and we loved it, but I had never seen the video, so Happy Ash Wednesday to me, indeed.