I was taken to Disney World as a child, but I don’t remember it. I remember the book we got about Disney World. I pored over the photos, and remembered my dad explaining that there used to be nuclear submarines, and a Mission to the Moon, and that the Matterhorn was only in California. I […]
Read More FantasylandI didn’t ride a roller coaster until I was twenty-one. My life was basically a disaster, as it should be when you are twenty-0ne. I was submerged in a codependent romance. I was annoyed that my first three years of freedom were not more fun than rebelling against my parents. My misery led me to join my family on […]
Read More Fear and Loathing at Splash Mountain1. Stared across Missouri and radiated disbelief. 2. I hand my brother a book, and he reads the whole thing in two hours straight. 3. I chatter pathetically as I approach the scary roller coaster, and later attempt to photograph some ducks who had been making love in the bushes. 4. With both of us […]
Read More Vacation in 10 Sentences.
Going On 