Worth Blushing For

Although I technically teach English and writing, every year I also end up teaching sex ed.  Every year students ask me such terrifying questions as, “I heard this guy jerked off on his back porch, and then a girl in her backyard across the street with her legs open got pregnant.  Is that true?” or “Why […]

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Reasonable Doubt

This morning, driving to work, I had an epiphany: we should put Dick Cheney in a room with the administrators who okayed an adolescent girl being stripped searched and see what happens. I sometimes have to take a hiatus from morning radio.  Sometimes morning news causes me to shout things across my apartment at no […]

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Teachers and Undertakers

I was not invited to the economic meltdown.  I went to work in a field with little prospect for financial advancement and infinite job security.  (Teachers and undertakers remained solvent during the Great Depression.  I’m the former.)  Even worse: I didn’t invest.  My only retirement savings has been through the state pension fund.  I own my car, and […]

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