Some Sheep

Today at noon mass, our flock was 70% hidden crazies and 30% out of the closet crazies. It was great. One thing I’ve always loved about the cathedral in Kansas City is that, being downtown, it attracts walk-ins. One thing I like about church is it’s almost impossible to get kicked out (witness, sadly, lunatic shooters […]

The Drive

The highway between Kansas City and Lawrence is a half hour drive, clears my head, scares me. Tonight I drove it with the top down and the stars out, through a few of the hours of Kansas summer when the cool comes. I have been almost killed on that highway twice. I have written a […]

Wrinkle

I had intended to grow up and become Madeleine L’Engle. That is: I would be a very serious artist. I would be an artist like a monk or nun is a monk or nun. She said that’s how it was. I planned to be poor and have everything serve that. I planned to meet a […]

With A Hammer

“It was solidly bolted on, and there was nothing to be done.” At a party I was denied the opportunity to tell the story of Dali getting his head caught in the diving helmet and almost suffocating. Young men. I generally pursue the oldest attendees at a party, as I figure they have more good […]